Everyone go to 16:46; Tariq Nasheed my mentor (in my head) explains the 10 ways to tell if a woman is NOT gonna let you hit, what i want to know from the ladies is if this is accurate and tell me if you’ve used one of the tactics before, which one and why, fellas tell me if you’ve ever experienced one of these tactics and you didnt know it was a tactic until now.

Fam, this Nigga spitting some real truth

i thought so

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"they fried me yung they said ‘how ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit’ eem the teacher was dyin"

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  • Tyler: Most people think that since he sings,he's the more mature one,that he wouldn't really fuck with a bunch of dumb young niggas and shit.
  • Interviewer: Is he older than y'all?
  • Tyler: Yeah. He's the wise one. He does old nigga shit, like,eatin yogurt,and bread.
  • Domo: Yogurt ain't that old.
  • Tyler: Fine like oatmeal. The one with no flavor though.
  • Domo: Yeah that's old nigga shit.
  • Tyler: And Frank might kill me for this,but, that nigga eats Pop-Tarts with no icing
  • Everyone: Ewww
  • Domo: That shit's like a Bread-Tart
  • Tyler: It's like bread with fruit. Like that nigga put an apple with bread and ate it.
  • Domo: Where does he find that. He orders that shit off the internet.


I like the way you think, Coke.



“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

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